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Jean Fouquet, Virgin and Child Surrounded by Angels

Introducing the first (and probably only) Ugly Renaissance Babies caption contest! We have received the above painting a number of times, and it’s so strange that we haven’t been able to come up with a caption that truly captures its…

  1. aldreemer reblogged this from uglyrenaissancebabies and added:
    It looks so modern, I can’t believe it’s a renaissance painting.
  2. la-pitonisa-tropical reblogged this from uglyrenaissancebabies and added:
    Historically accurate depiction —quite visionary and avant-garde too— of how a modern-day boob job would look like. Also...
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  4. daemongabe reblogged this from uglyrenaissancebabies and added:
    Blessed Virgin of…dude I think I just hit. Note...self- less is more also. That is some...
  5. sentimentalguy reblogged this from uglyrenaissancebabies and added:
    holy god i love this painting. every time i used...pass it in my art history textbook i...
  6. dominochick reblogged this from uglyrenaissancebabies and added:
    Spandex babies?….
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  11. clubjacobin reblogged this from catladyinwaiting and added:
    Indeed, this is one of the best single-purpose tumblogs I have ever seen! All hail Ugly Renaissance Babies! And remember...
  12. catladyinwaiting reblogged this from clubjacobin and added:
    dude, look through that whole tumblr. it’s one hilariously imagined “breast” after another. also some REALLLLLY wrong...
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  14. toporcelainivoryandsteel reblogged this from neil-gaiman and added:
    @Lemon - this reminds me of you too
  15. popculturetart reblogged this from captainallegra and added:
    "I’ve already told you mom, from now on I’ll only drink almond milk. I’m five weeks old already, I’m capable of making...
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  17. charybdiss reblogged this from uglyrenaissancebabies and added:
    Reblogging for ugly renaissance babies...course, but mostly for HOW DO BOOBS WORK
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    entry: ♫ They’re hot...they’re cold, I’m young but look old. Boob in
  22. benefficent reblogged this from uglyrenaissancebabies and added:
    "I want to see the little man fly, Mummy!"
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  25. moons-ganef reblogged this from neil-gaiman and added:
    Honestly, I wouldn’t be worried about the baby here. I’d be worried about the mother, because breasts don’t exactly grow...
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